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基因庫的問題就是，池邊沒有救生員。-大衛.傑羅德，美國科幻小說作家

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.-David Gerrold,American science fiction author

搖籃曲是母親試圖將自己從怪物變回聖人所用的咒語。-詹姆斯.芬頓，英國詩人

The lullaby is the spell whereby the mother attempts to transform herself back from an ogre to a saint.-James Fenton,English poet

懶惰不過是一個在你覺得累之前就先休息的習慣。-朱爾.勒納爾，法國作家

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.-Jules Renard, French author

石頭經常會彈回投擲者的頭上。-伊莉莎白一世

The stone often recoils on the head of the thrower. -Elizabeth I

我們要對蠢蛋心懷感激，要是沒有他們，我們無法獲得成功。 -馬克.吐溫， 美國作家

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could succeed. -Mark Twain

地球有它的極限，但是人類的愚蠢沒有。 -古斯塔夫.福樓拜,法國小說家

Earth has it boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless. -Gustave Flaubert,French novelist

我無法相信你是十萬個精子裡面最快的那個。－史蒂芬.波爾,美國喜劇演員

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. -Steven Pearl,American comedian 

不用那麼謙虛，你沒那麼好。－果爾.達梅厄,前以色列總理

Don't be so humble-you are not that great.-Golda Meir,former Israeli prime minister

醉鬼沒有朋友，只有共犯。-梅森.王爾德，愛爾蘭作家

Drunk do not have friends, but accomplices.-Mason Cooley,English professor and writer

戒菸很簡單,我已經戒了幾百次了。-馬克.吐溫， 美國作家

It's easy to quit smoking.I've done it hundreds of time.-Mark Twain

已經學過、又被遺忘之後還留存著的，就是教育。 -B.F.斯金納 ，美國行為主義心理學家

-B. F. Skinner,American behaviorist

工作是世界上最偉大的事，所以我們該把一些工作留給明天。 ──唐‧赫羅德，美國幽默作家

Work is the greatest thing in the world,so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.-Don Herold,American humorist

多數人只努力工作到剛好不會被開除的程度,然後也只拿到剛好讓人不會想辭職的薪水。-喬治.卡林,美國喜劇演員

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.-George Carlin,American comedian

當你往上爬的時候，對其他人好一點，因為你走下坡的時候，會遇見他們。  -吉米.杜蘭詩,美國演員與音樂家

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.-Jimmy Durante,American actor and musician

被開除可以是種解放，讓你了解到世界沒有因此結束，還有其他賺錢的方法與更好的工作等著你。-羅恩.利文斯頓，美國演員

It can be liberating to fired because you realize the world doesn't end.There's other ways to make money,better job.-Rob Livingston,American actor

我以為我想要事業，但其實我只想要一份薪水。-來源不詳

I thought I wanted a career;turns out I just wanted a salary.-Unknown

權力是終極春藥 。亨利.季辛吉，美國外交官

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. - Henry Kissinger,American diplomat 

任何人都可能獲勝，除非碰巧有第二個參賽者。-蕭伯納，愛爾蘭劇作家和作家

Anybody can win,unless there happens to be asecond entry.-George Bernard Shaw,Irish playwright and author

我沒失敗，我只是找到一萬種不成功的方法。-湯馬士．愛迪生

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.-Thomas Edison

說髒話的是我的舌頭，不是我的靈魂。-歐里庇得斯，古希臘悲劇作家。

'Twas but my tongue,'twas not my soul that swore.-Euripides

別在你的敵人犯錯時打斷他們。-拿破崙，法國政治家

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.-Napoleon Bonaparte

魔術師跟政客有很多共通點，他們同樣都是把我們的注意力從他們真正在做的事轉移。 -本‧奧克瑞，奈及利亞詩人

The magician and the politican have much in common:They both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.-Ben Okri,Nigerian poet

他什麼都不懂，卻認為自己什麼都懂。很明顯，他適合從政。-蕭伯納，愛爾蘭劇作家和作家

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything.That points clearly to a political career.-George Bernard Shaw,Irish playwright and author

沒有人可以打贏性別戰爭；因為太常與敵人調情了。-亨利．季辛吉，美國外交官

No one will win the battle of the sexes;there is too much flirting with the enemy.-Henry Kissinger,American diplomat 

愛情是一種很嚴重的精神疾病。-柏拉圖，古希臘哲學家

Love is serious mental disease.-Plato

別人對你的看法不一定要成為你的現實。- 萊斯．布朗 ，美國勵志演說家

Other people's opinion of you does not have to because your reality.-Les Brown,American motivational speaker

你看，問題就在於上帝給了男人大腦跟老二，但血液的量卻只夠一次跑去一個地方。-羅賓.威廉斯，美國演員

See,the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,and only enough blood to run one at a time.-Robin Williams

我喜愛結婚。找到那個你想煩他一輩子的人，真的很棒。-麗塔.羅德納，美國女演員與喜劇演員

I love being married.It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner,American actress and comedian

只有兩樣事物是沒有極限的：宇宙及人類的愚蠢。不過我還不太能確定前者是否無限。-阿爾特.愛因斯坦,物理哲學家

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

你只能年輕一次，但你可以永遠不成熟 。-戴夫.貝瑞，美國作家與專欄作家

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.-Dave Barry,American author and columnist

只要有人會接受爛東西，這在經濟上就是有利可圖的事。－迪克卡維特

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.- Dick Cavett

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